Captain Stabbin’

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Captain Stabbin’ Review

This really is an odd one. Claiming to be “Britain’s favourite porn site“, which may or may not be true, it is certainly unique. It is also certainly nasty and good quality. This site is all about the high seas adventures of a porn captain, with the emphasis on hot babes and anal. It all takes place on a boat where hot babes are invited on board to suck cock, get fucked, and get some good old anal fucking. It really is a site that has a lot of character and a lot of seamen (excuse the pun). Probably one of the most unique sites on the web, it certainly will have an appeal to many, and it has that nice feel of porn made by porn lovers – i.e. Captain Stabbin himself.

Girls

He certainly has managed to lure some very hot babes onto his boat, and there is a good level of girl throughout. Whether they are skinny, curvy, or other, they are all hot – and they are also rather nasty and willing (which is really what we want to see from our porn babes). Plus they all love the anal (which all woman secretly do, most likely), and I mean they love it. So if anal is your thing, then this is some pretty hot action here, from some of Britain’s best sluts.

Video

There is a good amount of variety here if you ignore that they always end up fucking on a boat. They do the old pick up girls off the street, but instead it is the beech and do them on a boat rather in a car. They have orgies, twosomes, threesomes, and more-somes, always with the emphasis on hot babes and anal (as well as seamen – sorry that is twice). They do not however have that high definition stamp of approval. They do have an emphasis on quality though, with not only great girls, but also nice shoots – this is porn made by porn lovers here. And with over 7000 movies, they also have a good amount to choose from.

Tech

In terms of tech they are pretty poor. Everything streams nicely, but they do not give you unlimited downloads like many other sites. Nor do they offer that cross platform support so you easily watch on the go or on whatever you want. It is also lacking all the extras that many people like, live shows, cams, chat, and all of these. So though they have made a very nice site for themselves, and they certainly produce some great content with gorgeous and filthy woman, they really need to step up their game on the tech side to keep up with the big boys.

Price

They do have a trial at $4.95, which means that you can check it out for yourself for pretty cheap. If you like it you will be looking at $24.95 a month, which is really about average. Weirdly, they don’t seem to have a special offer for longer term membership, which can be taken a couple of ways. One that they are behind the times and really don’t know how to price their site. Or two, they really are just that confident that you are going to love it. Either way, it is a shame that there isn’t a discount option.

Conclusion

This is a great site if you love porn made by porn lovers. 7000+ videos, all of the highest calibre babes, doing the nasty, with that real feel that it was made by people who care about porn. However, though the videos are great, the girls are great, there is not much in the way of extras. So good video, not amazing as a site.

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